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“I don’t have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation”― Whoopi Goldberg
I honestly feel like writing my own book of “lamentations” on pet peeves but I’ve decided to restrain myself, so I’ll be nice. The challenge was actually to write my top 5 pet peeves but I will leave it at one.
*one I do not under any circumstance appreciate it when we meet for the first time and you just start speaking a local dialect, I am not referring to those that can’t speak English obviously *rme. I am attacking those that do it as a way of “forming familiarity”. Please please, we are not cool like that, dey your dey (I know my own is too much) stop passing your boundary.
The official language for communication in Nigeria is English. Speaking my language is very personal to me, if I speak Yoruba to you, it shows that we have started relating on a more than “Hi Hi” level
*two I would also appreciate if you don’t speak your language to me if about three of us are having a conversation and one of us doesn’t speak the language. It is very rude, in my opinion. Maybe a word or two but nothing more. It was particularly annoying when I was in law school. Like one minute we are all having a conversation in English and the next minute I feel like a third wheel *arrgh
Back to awon goons mi that like to form familiarity. The other day I was at Shoprite, trying to enjoy a nice meal, this uncle gets to my corner, offered himself a seat and started talking. He was speaking English ooo but Immediately I told him my name this uncle just switched and said something to the effect that, “ehen! ase omo yoruba ni e o den wa n form” (so you are Yoruba and you’re now forming). Then he went on for almost 15 minutes rapping Yoruba while I struggled to enjoy my meal. I didn’t kuku say a word.
When he finally noticed that he had been a “radio” for 15 minutes, he paused and looked at me. I politely claimed that I didn’t understand all he had been chanting in the last 15 minutes (p.s. this will continue to be my reaction to everyone that jumps the gun). He felt very stupid, as was the intention.
*three Then, he just had to. “How can a yoruba girl like you not understand your language?”. Please don’t ask me how I responded because there really isn’t anything to tell. Those that know me fairly would probably guess right :D.
You can see why I said I will dwell on only one pet peeve. This singular one has birthed three lool